|“|| Miranda: The Mindful Cactus is a wonderful place, but you need to learn to live in the real world. And in the real world, cake happens.|
Jill: So I can have some?
Miranda: In moderation, sure. You have the power to take a bite and push that plate away.
Christy: Uh, yeah, Miranda, we're not really a moderation bunch of gals.
— Miranda and Jill on Self-Control
|Charlotte Brontë and a Backhoe|
| Season 5, Episode 14 |
Total Episode Count: 102
|Air Date||March 8, 2018|
|Produced by|| Chuck Lorre|
Carol Anne Miller
Steven V. Silver
|Written by|| Story by: |
|Directed by||James Widdoes|
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Meanwhile, Christy struggles to bounce back after being rejected from law school.
(Charlotte Brontë) A poet that Bonnie thinks is one of Christy's college teachers
(A Backhoe) Bonnie's response when Miranda instructs her not to operate heavy equipment after treatment
Cast and Characters
(*Characters/cast members crossed out are absent*)
- Anna Faris as Christy Plunkett
- Allison Janney as Bonnie Plunkett
- Mimi Kennedy as Marjorie Armstrong-Perugian
- Jaime Pressly as Jill Kendall
- Beth Hall as Wendy Harris
William Fichtner as Adam Janikowski
- Kristin Chenoweth as Miranda
- Lela Lee as Alice
- Karly Rothenberg as Ms. Harrington (voice only)