Audrey Hepburn and a Jalapeño Popper

Audrey Hepburn and a Jalapeño Popper
Season 7, Episode 1 Total Episode Count: 133

Air Date	September 26, 2019
Produced by	Chuck Lorre Eddie Gorodetsky Carol Anne Miller Steven V. Silver Joe Bella Toti Levine
Written by	Story by : Gemma Baker Britté Anchor Robin Morrison Teleplay by : Warren Bell Alissa Neubauer Adam Chase
Directed by	James Widdoes
Production Code	T12.16401
Length	20 minutes
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Audrey Hepburn and a Jalapeño Popper is the first episode of Season 7 and the 133rd episode of Mom.

Synopsis

After being left to manage Adam's bar Christy attempts to implement changes. While he and Bonnie are away on their honeymoon, Bonnie goes to an A.A. meeting nearby and meets a woman in need.

Title Meaning

(Audrey Hepburn) Bonnie compares Adam to her while he's wearing sunglasses.

(a Jalapeño Popper) An appetizer Tammy serves at the bar.

Episode Description

Cast and Characters

Main Cast/Characters

(*Characters/cast members crossed out are absent*)
(*Kristen Johnston was promoted to Main Cast for Season 7*)

Anna Faris as Christy Plunkett
Allison Janney as Bonnie Plunkett
Mimi Kennedy as Marjorie Armstrong-Perugian
Jaime Pressly as Jill Kendall
Beth Hall as Wendy Harris
William Fichtner as Adam Janikowski
Kristen Johnston as Tammy Diffendorf*

Recurring Cast/Characters

N/A

Guest Cast/Characters

Kate Micucci as Patty
Reginald VelJohnson as Jim
John Ratzenberger as Stan
Jim Turner as Rick
Daniel Nguyen as Marcus
Jeff Holman as Bob
Renee Percy as Shelby
Grace Rowe as Joan

Trivia

Quotes

“

Bonnie: (in her head) What is wrong with me? I'm in the perfect place with the perfect man, and all I can think about is, "How far do I have to swim out into that lake before I can't make it back?"

”

“

Tammy: I'm sorry, I do not understand your insane system.
Christy: There is nothing insane about clockwise. You start at the bar, then go one, two, three, four.
Tammy: Why do all your new rules involve counting?
Christy: Just go get those people their 'chos.
Tammy: Christy, saying "'chos" isn't any faster than saying "nachos".
Christy: It absolutely is.
Tammy: No, it's not.
Christy: I'll prove it to you. When I count to three–
Tammy: Oh, my God. More counting.
Christy: You say "nachos", I'll say "'chos". One, two, three
(simultaneously) Tammy: Nachos. Christy: 'Chos.
Both: See? I win!
Christy: No! I win because I'm in charge.
Tammy: Fine. All right. What about beef nachos? You want me to just say "beef 'chos"?
Christy: Those are obviously b-chos
Tammy: I think you're being kind of a b-Cho.

”

“

Marjorie (on the phone): Hello. How's the happy newlywed?
Bonnie: Everything is perfect and I'm completely miserable. And if I'm completely miserable on our honeymoon, what does that say about our marriage? Not gonna work, that's what it says!
Marjorie: I'm guessing you haven't been to a meeting.
Bonnie: I'm in the middle of nowhere. What am I supposed to do, find a raccoon with a whiskey problem?
Marjorie: Check online. There are alcoholics everywhere, even in the wilderness
Bonnie: After four years of sobriety, I'd like to think I could go a week without a meeting.
Marjorie: You know, Bonnie, when you packed your suitcase, you also packed yourself.
Bonnie: I also packed a phone charger. What's your point?
Marjorie: I'll say it so a child could understand. You have alcoholism here, you have alcoholism there, you have alcoholism everywhere.
Bonnie: I will punch you here, I will punch you there, I will punch you everywhere. I don't need a meeting!

”

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References

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Pilot • A Pee Stick and an Asian Raccoon • A Small Nervous Meltdown and a Misplaced Fork • Loathing and Tube Socks • Six Thousand Bootleg T-Shirts and a Prada Handbag • Abstinence and Pudding • Estrogen and a Hearty Breakfast • Big Sur and Strawberry Lube • Zombies and Cobb Salad • Belgian Waffles and Bathroom Privileges • Cotton Candy and Blended Fish • Corned Beef and Handcuffs • Hot Soup and Shingles • Leather Cribs and Medieval Rack • Fireballs and Bullet Holes • Nietzsche and a Beer Run • Jail, Jail and Japanese Porn • Sonograms and Tube Tops • Toilet Wine and the Earl of Sandwich • Clumsy Monkeys and a Tilted Uterus • Broken Dreams and Blocked Arteries • Smokey Taylor and a Deathbed Confession
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Hepatitis and Lemon Zest • Figgy Pudding and the Rapture • Chicken Nuggets and a Triple Homicide • Forged Resumes and the Recommended Dosage • Kimchi and a Monkey Playing Harmonica • Crazy Eyes and a Wet Brad Pitt • Soapy Eyes and a Clean Slate • Free Therapy and a Dead Lady's Yard Sale • Godzilla and a Sprig of Mint • Nudes and a Six-Day Cleanse • Three Smiles and an Unpainted Ceiling • Kitty Litter and a Class A Felony • Cheeseburger Salad and Jazz • Benito Poppins and a Warm Pumpkin • Turkey Meatballs and a Getaway Car • Dirty Money and a Women Named Mike • A Commemorative Coin and a Misshapen Head • Dropped Soap and a Big Guy on a Throne • Mashed Potatoes and a Little Nitrous • Sick Popes and a Red Ferrari • Patient Zero and the Chocolate Fountain • Fun Girl Stuff and Eternal Salvation
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Audrey Hepburn and a Jalapeño Popper • Pop Pop and a Puma • Goat Yogurt and Ample Parking • Twirly Flippy Men and a Dirty Bird • Fake Bacon and a Plan to Kill All of Us • Wile E. Coyote and a Possessed Doll • Pork Butt and a Mall Walker • Hot Butter and Toxic Narcissism • Tuna Florentine and a Clean Handoff • Higgledy-Piggledy and a Cat Show • One Tiny Incision and a Coffin Dress • Silly Frills and a Depressed Garden Gnome • Dammit Sandra and Viking Ancestors • Cheddar Cheese and a Squirrel Circus • Somebody's Grandmother and the A-List • Judy Garland and a Sexy Troll Doll • Beef Baloney Dan and a Sarcastic No • A Judgy Face and Your Grandma's Drawers • Texas Pete and a Parking Lot Carnival • Big Sad Eyes and an Antique Hot Dog
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