Audrey Hepburn and a Jalapeño Popper

Audrey Hepburn and a Jalapeño Popper
Season 7, Episode 1 Total Episode Count: 133
Air Date	September 26, 2019
Produced by	Chuck Lorre Eddie Gorodetsky Carol Anne Miller Steven V. Silver Joe Bella Toti Levine
Written by	Story by : Gemma Baker Britté Anchor Robin Morrison Teleplay by : Warren Bell Alissa Neubauer Adam Chase
Directed by	James Widdoes
Production Code	T12.16401
Length	20 minutes
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Audrey Hepburn and a Jalapeño Popper is the first episode of Season 7 and the 133rd episode of Mom.

Synopsis

After being left to manage Adam's bar Christy attempts to implement changes. While he and Bonnie are away on their honeymoon, Bonnie goes to an A.A. meeting nearby and meets a woman in need.

Title Meaning

(Audrey Hepburn) Bonnie compares Adam to her while he's wearing sunglasses.

(a Jalapeño Popper) An appetizer Tammy serves at the bar.

Cast and Characters

Main Cast/Characters

(*Characters/cast members crossed out are absent*)
(*Kristen Johnston was promoted to Main Cast for Season 7*)

• Anna Faris as Christy Plunkett
• Allison Janney as Bonnie Plunkett
• Mimi Kennedy as Marjorie Armstrong-Perugian
• Jaime Pressly as Jill Kendall
• Beth Hall as Wendy Harris
• William Fichtner as Adam Janikowski
• Kristen Johnston as Tammy Diffendorf*

Recurring Cast/Characters

• N/A

Guest Cast/Characters

• Kate Micucci as Patty
• Reginald VelJohnson as Jim
• John Ratzenberger as Stan
• Jim Turner as Rick
• Daniel Nguyen as Marcus
• Jeff Holman as Bob
• Renee Percy as Shelby
• Grace Rowe as Joan

Quotes

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Bonnie: (in her head) What is wrong with me? I'm in the perfect place with the perfect man, and all I can think about is, "How far do I have to swim out into that lake before I can't make it back?"

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Tammy: I'm sorry, I do not understand your insane system. Christy: There is nothing insane about clockwise. You start at the bar, then go one, two, three, four. Tammy: Why do all your new rules involve counting? Christy: Just go get those people their 'chos. Tammy: Christy, saying "'chos" isn't any faster than saying "nachos". Christy: It absolutely is. Tammy: No, it's not. Christy: I'll prove it to you. When I count to three– Tammy: Oh, my God. More counting. Christy: You say "nachos", I'll say "'chos". One, two, three (simultaneously) Tammy: Nachos. Christy: 'Chos. Both: See? I win! Christy: No! I win because I'm in charge. Tammy: Fine. All right. What about beef nachos? You want me to just say "beef 'chos"? Christy: Those are obviously b-chos Tammy: I think you're being kind of a b-Cho.

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Marjorie (on the phone): Hello. How's the happy newlywed? Bonnie: Everything is perfect and I'm completely miserable. And if I'm completely miserable on our honeymoon, what does that say about our marriage? Not gonna work, that's what it says! Marjorie: I'm guessing you haven't been to a meeting. Bonnie: I'm in the middle of nowhere. What am I supposed to do, find a raccoon with a whiskey problem? Marjorie: Check online. There are alcoholics everywhere, even in the wilderness Bonnie: After four years of sobriety, I'd like to think I could go a week without a meeting. Marjorie: You know, Bonnie, when you packed your suitcase, you also packed yourself. Bonnie: I also packed a phone charger. What's your point? Marjorie: I'll say it so a child could understand. You have alcoholism here, you have alcoholism there, you have alcoholism everywhere. Bonnie: I will punch you here, I will punch you there, I will punch you everywhere. I don't need a meeting!

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