I just found out my teenage daughter is pregnant!
Christy to Chef Rudy
A Pee Stick and an Asian Raccoon
Season 1, Episode 2
Total Episode Count: 2
Air Date September 23, 2013
Produced by Chuck Lorre
Written by Story by:
Nick Bakay
Gemma Baker
Teleplay by:
Chuck Lorre
Eddie Gorodetsky
Directed by Gary Halvorson
Production Code 4X5402
Length 21 Minutes
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A Pee Stick and an Asian Raccoon is the second episode of Season 1 and the 2nd episode of Mom.


Christy and Bonnie put their differences aside in order to deal with Violet's crisis.

Title Meaning

(A Pee Stick) Violet takes a pregnancy test.

(An Asian Raccoon) Bonnie's doctor has small hands like a raccoon.

Cast and Characters

Characters and cast members crossed out are not present in this episode.

Main Cast

Guest Cast

  • Shane Blades as William
  • George Paez as Ramone
  • Kristen O'Meara as Dolores
  • Jill Lover as Carla
  • Kotaro Watanabe as Dr. Nakamura
  • Mark Berry as Douglas
  • Lyn Alicia Henderson as Susan


[Bonnie, Violet and Christy are all in the bathroom waiting on the results of Violet's pregnancy test]
Bonnie: I know, it's so exciting!
Violet: I'm glad you're excited. I'm scared to death.
Bonnie: Hey don't you worry, I'm gonna be here for you whenever you need me, 24/7.
Violet: Thanks, Bonnie.
[Christy feels awkward]
Christy: I'm gonna be here for you too...
Violet: That's your job, Mom.

Christy: What are we gonna do about Violet? ... I don't want her to wind up like us.
Bonnie: What's the matter with us?!
Christy: The fact that you don't know speaks volumes!

[After overhearing Violet take over for Christy with Roscoe]
Violet: Mom? What's wrong?
Christy: You're a better mother than I am!
[Christy hugs Violet]
Violet: I know.

Luke: Oh, I think I know what you wanted to tell me.
Violet: You do?
Luke: Yeah. [looks at Christy] You're having a baby.
Christy: So close.
Violet: Luke, I'm having a baby.
Luke: So you're both pregnant?
Violet: No, just me.
Luke: Oh, that's so cool! [looks at Christy] There's still time for you. Not much, but keep at it.
Violet: So you're not gonna get scared and run off?
Luke: Why would I run off? I love you and I'm gonna love your baby.
Violet: It's our baby.
Luke: WHAT? [Christy gives him a dumb look] .... Even better!

[Baxter just brought Roscoe home
Bonnie: Why do you have glitter on your shirt?
Roscoe: Dad took me to his girlfriend's apartment. I learned how to swing on a poll!
[Everyone gives Baxter a look]
Baxter: He's a natural!
Christy: I thought your girlfriend worked at Bed Bath & Beyond?
Baxter: Doesn't mean she can't dream.
Christy: [to Roscoe] Okay, go wash the sad lady off your hands.
Christy: Thanks for taking him this afternoon.
Baxter: Hey! I'm his Dad. If I can't spend two hours a week with him, who can?
Christy: [looks at Violet] It's not always great knowing who the father is...
[Roscoe comes out of the bathroom with Violet's pregnancy test stick in his mouth and the box in his hands.]
Baxter: WHY is my son pregnant?!


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