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Bonnie: Patrick? Oh, come on, you haven't even slept with him.
Christy: Believe me, I want to, but our genitals are never in the same Zip Code.
Bonnie and Christy about Patrick
A Bear and a Bladder Infection
Season 5, Episode 10
Total Episode Count: 98
5x10
Air Date January 11, 2018
Produced by Chuck Lorre
Written by Story by:
Eddie Gorodetsky
Marco Pennette
Britté Anchor
Teleplay by:
Gemma Baker
Adam Chase
Susan McMartin
Directed by James Widdoes
Production Code T12.15710
Length 19 minutes
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A Bear and a Bladder Infection is the tenth episode of Season 5 and the ninety-eighth episode of Mom.

Synopsis

Although she still wants to make the long-distance relationship with Patrick work, Christy has sex with Cooper after running into him at school; Bonnie tries to give up coffee with little success.

Title Meaning

(A Bear) One of the things Bonnie says Christy would shoot (the other was pool, as in playing a game of pool "shoot" is slang term for "playing") if she was the man in the relationship, dealing with her situation.

(Bladder infection) Bonnie tells Christy if she gets a bladder infection she'll be very happy.

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Guest Cast

  • Michael Angarano as Cooper

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